one word: firstdatebathroomanal
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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