Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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