Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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