we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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