i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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