We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
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pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
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