Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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