I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Randomize
