I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Randomize
