You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
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go home
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
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