Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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