i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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