I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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