so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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