Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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