At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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