BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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