pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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