READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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