I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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