Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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