Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
There r osticjed everywhere
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Randomize
