Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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