"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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