I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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