Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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