Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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