When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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