the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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