What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
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