Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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