is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
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