waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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