My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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