anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
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