Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Randomize
