Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Ketchup is God's man juice
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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