thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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