PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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