these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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