That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I would ride that face into the sunset
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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