real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
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