Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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