My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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