The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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