so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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