Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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