I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
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