i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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