do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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