I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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