glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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