He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
When did angry sex become our thing?
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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