...so i touched it.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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