I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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