I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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