When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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