I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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